A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME
Hello! I'm clever, funny, and popular! I'm also ironic and an incorrigible liar!
- •I don't like strangers. Like I REALLY don't like strangers. I'm like your best friends ugly chihuahua who's seen you all her life and still hates you.So I basically have known the same group of 5 people all my life. That's also how I have time for making lists. Yas!
- •I tend to exaggerateThis is the greatest list everrr!
- •I laugh at the wrong moments.Oh crap, you weren't kidding about that?
- •I might be socially awkward.No one ever stays long enough to tell me though...
- •I was delusional about my height being average until I went to college.I'm 5'2. And I'm growing to love it...
- •Staying indoors is my favorite.I'm in Miami beach. Indoors. 💕
- •I don't think I know how to use emojis properly. 💒🎈👿🔥☕️🎆📒
- •I think I'm just making stuff up now.