Thoughts whilst stuck on the toilet without any paper...
- •How long will I be here until any form of human life comes to rescue me?
- •How is it every time I want to poop alone, there are 15 people in the restroom; however, now, there hasn't been one person for 15 minutes?
- •Can I reach under this next stall without falling off?...that was a no.
- •Am I willing to throw away any garment of clothing currently on my being?
- •Maybe I can listen to Shake It Off for inspiration?
- •This shit does not happen to men.*unless they are shitting
- •This is why we go to the bathroom in groups, by the way. Survival techniques.*And lipgloss sharing.
- •Can your butt go numb from sitting here longer enough?
- •Should I call someone nearby? Maybe the manager of the establishment? How much is my dignity worth?