Top 10 Things I See at a Popular Coffee Shop in LA

Everyone's totally working on their startup or a script right?
  1. 1.
    A very, very long Facebook message. I'm thinking strongly about intervening.
  2. 2.
    A random graph, maybe on an Excel spreadsheet, set in Christmas colors. Gentleman in ownership of said graph 100% has not looked at graph once, but is on the phone.
  3. 3.
    A Dell!
  4. 4.
    Haha, just kidding. No Window's "processing" machines allowed. Obviously.
  5. 5.
    3 sets of women having conversations. 2 of them from I can hear about Happy Hours. Where's your head at at noon?
  6. 6.
    One guy in a flannel just sitting in a chair looking around at people. Maybe he's an incognito pap waiting for a CBS sitcom star to stop by, per the 'uge.
  7. 7.
    7 beanies, I'm not even kidding. Okay, I'm in Venice, you guessed it.
  8. 8.
    1 Starbucks cup. Oh, how bold of you ma'am.
  9. 9.
    A woman writing in an actual notebook! Oh, how chic. She has two books too. Strongly thinking about pursuing semi-awkward woman-crush pick-up line.
  10. 10.
    1.8 trillion flat whites being ordered. What the flying fuck are these, and how in a matter of 2 months have these caffeine-laden beverages taken over the coffee-shop world? Typically, I hate them without even knowing what they are. I have a hunch they're very similar to a racist cappuccino.