Things I am disappointed to not have experienced yet during pregnancy

I was hoping for more awkwardness in my social interactions.
  1. Strangers touching my belly
  2. Unsolicited advice re:child rearing and name selection
  3. Food cravings that are substantially different from the weird shit I normally consume
  4. The comment "Wow you're getting big!" from casual acquaintances
  5. The urge to clean anything or otherwise improve my living situation in any way