Things I am disappointed to not have experienced yet during pregnancy
I was hoping for more awkwardness in my social interactions.
- •Strangers touching my belly
- •Unsolicited advice re:child rearing and name selection
- •Food cravings that are substantially different from the weird shit I normally consume
- •The comment "Wow you're getting big!" from casual acquaintances
- •The urge to clean anything or otherwise improve my living situation in any way