I'M GONNA BE SO PISSED IF IT TURNS OUT THAT

  1. Flossing is neither necessary nor particularly beneficial
  2. Honesty is not, in fact, the best policy
  3. There is no life on other planets
  4. There are no extra credit life points for knowing the difference between there, their and they're
  5. There is a legal and moral way to avoid paying taxes
  6. I've done everything wrong in raising our kids
  7. I do not graduate to being a pampered dog in my next life
  8. Evangelical Christians were right about everything