BRIDAL GOWNS I PASSED ON

I went shopping twice and tried on probably twelve dresses
  1. Too wood nymphy
  2. Beautiful detail but it didn't show
  3. Bad silhouette on me
    And too nouveau
  4. Not super flattering
  5. Weird knit. I didn't like the fit
  6. Too Hollywood
  7. This was an adorable full a-line that I was soooo close to getting
  8. I didn't like where it cut through my tattoos
  9. Too curvy on me!