THINGS THAT I HEAR THE MOST WHEN BRITISH PEOPLE TELL ME "OH I KNOW SOMETHING IN FRENCH"

('Cause I'm French 😒)
  1. "Voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
  2. "Fermes ta bouche"
  3. "Sucer la bite"
  4. "Merde"
  5. "Je ne comprends pas"