TOMS RANKED

  1. Tom Hanks
    A goddamned national treasure.
  2. Tom Selleck
    That 'stache says it all.
  3. Tom Ford
    Who needs a good suit?
  4. Tom Wopat
    I can ignore the fact that he rode in a car covered in a confederate flag if you can.
  5. Tom Jones
    Not unusual.
  6. Tom Cruise
    But only if you ignore anything having to do with Scientology.