What guests have called down to the front desk to ask

  1. Is the coffee in the room free?
    "Yes, it's complimentary" "Soo..., is it free?" "Yes"
  2. Do you guys sell condoms?
  3. Can I have 3 extra bibles?
  4. Whose name is on my reservation?
    Me: "John Smith" Guest: "Okay, I kicked out my wife from the room. Do NOT give her a key." (Since it's his name, his reservation, we complied).