1. Is the coffee in the room free?
    "Yes, it's complimentary" "Soo..., is it free?" "Yes"
  2. Do you guys sell condoms?
  3. Can I have 3 extra bibles?
  4. Whose name is on my reservation?
    Me: "John Smith" Guest: "Okay, I kicked out my wife from the room. Do NOT give her a key." (Since it's his name, his reservation, we complied).