5 Signs You May Be a Terrible Human Being

  1. You get a deep thrill from bumping into strangers without saying excuse me. Don't people know who you are?
  2. You love coughing without covering your mouth. Germs be damned!
  3. You frequently spit in public on the street. It's filthy anyway, right?
  4. Your shove your way to the front of every line. Time is precious. Your time anyway.
  5. You feel a mild sense of shame after reading this list, but think screw it!