5 Signs You May Be a Terrible Human Being
- •You get a deep thrill from bumping into strangers without saying excuse me. Don't people know who you are?
- •You love coughing without covering your mouth. Germs be damned!
- •You frequently spit in public on the street. It's filthy anyway, right?
- •Your shove your way to the front of every line. Time is precious. Your time anyway.
- •You feel a mild sense of shame after reading this list, but think screw it!