5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. Photo of my face after I got stood up for a 9am Sunday coffee date
  2. Self tanner mishap
  3. Kids floaties for a trip to Palm Springs. Got the frog one.
  4. Screen grab from a fast food pizza ad bc it's a terrifying look into the future/present.
  5. Scene from Myra Breckenridge