WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

I find that my ambitions got less and less realistic as I got older
  1. 1.
    Teacher
  2. 2.
    Police officer (I don't even know)
  3. 3.
    Actor (exclusively on Broadway. I would never demean myself by being on TV or in movies)
  4. 4.
    Back to being a teacher