Thoughts I'm having while reading the first chapter of a self help book

  1. Oh great, this was totally written about me
  2. Oh great, I'm very screwed up
  3. Oh great, now I have to read several more chapters explaining to me the many reasons I'm very screwed up
  4. Oh great, so... how do I fix me?
  5. Oh great! It's time to put down the book & go to bed! Future Cassie can worry about it!