Things That Happen To Night Owls That Are Forced To Be Morning People:
Inspired by an unfortunate change in my work schedule. Suffer with me.
- 1.We end up being absolutely useless all day.It's not our fault that we suck at mornings....AND at productivity before any time before 3pm.
- 2.We're perpetually grumpy and annoyed all day.Nothing will fix it. NOTHING.
- 3.You spend a large portion of your day fantasizing about naps."...& she threw herself upon the bed with complete and absolute purpose...writhing in between the sheets that were cold to the touch.." That's legit fic material, son.^^^
- 4.RBF over 90000.Show em' Nicki:
- 5.When you finally get home, it's about 6pm, which is when you REALLY start to naturally wake up, so you can't sleep or nap at all.I'll have no more of this, please.