CURIOUS ITEMS IN MY CARRY-ON BAG

I'm sitting in an airport, and my bag is overflowing with randomness.
  1. A pair of 2$ green pajama pants 🐸
  2. A charger to a Samsung phone I do not have 📞
  3. A gift certificate to Chipotle (where is this from?!) 🐮
  4. An extra "do I have Ebola" survey 😷
  5. 4 different cash currencies 🏧
  6. An empty mechanical pencil ✏️
  7. 3 forms of sleeping pills 😴
  8. A plug converter... For a country I am not in, not coming from, nor going to 🔌
  9. A printout of an email that does not involve me ❓
  10. Some brown eyeliner (I don't wear brown) ⁉️
  11. A shockingly dog-eared copy of Hatching Twitter, which I'm done reading 📚