1. Should I put on more eyeliner?
  2. Is 3 shots enough of a pregame?
  3. Oh shit, was 3 shots too much pregame?
  4. Did I wear this outfit when I dumped him?
  5. What lies do I have to remind myself of that he believes?
  6. Is it awkward that we're meeting in a venue we used to go to all the time?
  7. Maybe he's finally grown up and become a real adult? ...the answer is always no, FYI.