I've always wondered what it would be like to be another person.
  1. Donald Trump
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    I could cheat on my wife and no one would care.
  2. Debbie from Accounting
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    She drives a BMW with eyelashes. They're tacky and I hate them.
  3. My dog
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    I COULD PEE ON ANYTHING!
  4. Jim the Butcher
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    I've always wondered what it feels like to have tattoos.
  5. Merrloth the Unconquerable
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    He's unconquerable. What more could you ask for?
  6. The guy who wrote the "Friends" theme song
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    I'd transfer the copyright over to my real self so I could pay for college.
  7. Vin Diesel
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    I mean, just look at those arms. Does he have a permit for those guns?
  8. Sheila, my dentist
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    She's also my exes' dentist.
  9. Kevin in 32C
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    No reason, he just seems pretty chill.
  10. Rolie Polie Olie
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    That motherfucker's happy about goddamn near everything. Like, shit. Look at that cute fucking smile. The bastard has no clue.