WHAT HOGWARTS HOUSE YOU'D BE IN BASED ON YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE

Maybe you don't so drugs, and that's cool. But maybe you do, and your favorite type tells me what house you'd be in.
  1. Prescriptions/study drugs
    Obviously you are a Ravenclaw. You need those uppers to keep you working hard all day, and sometimes you need a Rx to quiet down that eccentric brain of yours at night. Ravenclaws play by the rules, all their drugs come from a doctor of course.
  2. Weed
    Welcome to Hugflepuff brah! Puff is literally our name! Weed is a drug to be enjoyed with friends while you talk about the big stuff, like what if your eyes see green the way my eyes see brown?! Or have you ever thought about how the brain technically named itself? Puffs are relaxed and loyal folk who stand by their friends and don't worry too much about that school work.
  3. Cocaine
    Slytherin is the house for you. Do a line and feel like God for 20 minutes? Yes please! Coke functions in two ways, 1.it's an expensive party drug and of course we slytherins have the cash to supply the party and 2. To help keep us up late when we inevitably get a big job and have to work crazy hours. Ambition we have in spades but sometime you need a little pick me up if you're going to work all day and party all night.
  4. Alcohol
    Cheers you're a gryffindor! Gryffindors are loud, happy party machines who don't shy away from a fight. We are all about having a good above board time, but if you step out of line mate, we will put you right in your place and then drink a pint to celebrate.