1. I'm a college student.
  2. I'm still not sure what I want to do when i finish college.
  3. I don't eat animals (cue vegetarian jokes- like people haven't heard them hundreds of times before).
  4. You're so cool (if you know the reference, we can be friends).
  5. I'm not very interesting.
  6. You just wasted a minute of your time, that you'll never get back, on reading this not very interesting list.