1. Omnisciency
    You'd know the truth of every murder, the secret behind every crazy thing that ever happened, why people did the things they did in the world, how big the world is on the scale of existence, the purpose of life... that would be the ultimate craziest thing
  2. Reunion
    Like all your family, friends, especially animals,
  3. Cross-Species Communication
    DUH. Omfg. I would be satisfied if this were the only thing we got tbh.
  4. A homemade, alcoholic fruit punch, self-named "Nightmare"
    Wouldn't you be terrified to drink that?