Annoying Things About Flowers
Didn't think such pretty things could be so annoying, did ya?
- •When they are too beautiful and heavy and knock your only vase over
- •When you slice your fingers EVERY TIME you try to cut the stem
- •When some of them are open and in bloom and others closed like they're locked, damn it. Ever heard of consistency?
- •When they're super pretty and smell nice and you have to go away for a couple of days. You can be sure they'll be dead when you get back.