Annoying Things About Flowers

Didn't think such pretty things could be so annoying, did ya?
  1. When they are too beautiful and heavy and knock your only vase over
  2. When you slice your fingers EVERY TIME you try to cut the stem
  3. When some of them are open and in bloom and others closed like they're locked, damn it. Ever heard of consistency?
  4. When they're super pretty and smell nice and you have to go away for a couple of days. You can be sure they'll be dead when you get back.