Ha-ha Phrases for January 1st

Also known as dad jokes.
  1. "Oh man, I haven't showered at all this year."
  2. "I've been nothing but completely naked all year."
  3. "Dude! I've had this 20 dollar bill I my pocket since last year!"
  4. "This is the first thing I've eaten all year. Good thing it's a delicious burger."
  5. "Come on babe, we haven't had sex since last year."
  6. "I've been drunk all year, man."
  7. "2015 feels like yesterday."