THINGS MY WIFE'S FAMILY TALKS ABOUT ON THANKSGIVING WEEKEND

  1. Where they shopped
  2. Where they're going to shop
  3. How much of a discount various stores are giving
  4. The various ads in the newspaper circular
  5. Who received what promotional email
  6. Who received what promotional mailer
  7. The giveaways retailers are giving to morons who stand in line all night
  8. The return policies of retailers
  9. Stores that will be moving into town