HOW TO MAKE YOU FIRST LIST
If you're anything like me you'll...
- 1.Lie in bed at the end of the night knowing you should just go to sleep but get on your phone anyway
- 2.Check Instagram and Snapchat
- 3.Read everyone else's list
- 4.Compare your ideas to everyone else's in your head
- 5.Wonder what YOU should make a list about
- 6.Start writing a stream on consciousness list
- 7.Wonder if you spelled "lie" correctly (lie vs ly...?...could google it but whatevs)
- 8.Hope other people find it funny...or at least amusing...enough to read another
- 9.Check the time and be like "dang, shoulda gone to sleep 15 minutes ago."
- 10.Keep working on your list
- 11.Get on Netflix
- 12.Scroll through Netflix trying to find something for the next 35 mins.
- 13.Give up and go back to your phone
- 14.Accidentally drift off sleep as you try to fini...