My Thoughts When I Get a Cold

  1. Am I dying? I'm probably dying
  2. Is this what it feels like to get old?
  3. I should make a will
  4. Is my life insurance policy up to date?
  5. Who would I even talk to about that?
  6. Googling ibuprofen plus DayQuil safe together
  7. I don't remember what it feels like to not be sick
  8. Maybe I just haven't had enough coffee
  9. Am I dying? I'm probably dying
  10. This has been the longest 18 hours ever
  11. Huh. I'm feeling better
  12. I guess I'll survive
  13. 36 weeks later: i think I'm dying i might be dying