Things to Do at Disney World

My wife and I just arrived with our 5 and 2 year old. What should we do?
  1. Board the plane
  2. Play with stuff in the gift shop that you don't intend to buy
  3. Try to keep up with a 2 year old that runs everywhere and doesn't listen
  4. Family selfies
  5. Run into strangers who like your shirt
  6. Don't burn the whole place down
  7. Exhaust yourself