THINGS THAT MAKE JAY UNCOMFORTABLE

  1. The term "open source software"
  2. Having his back to a door
  3. Airplanes
  4. The fact that this list exists.
  5. Tori talking "relations" in front of Jay's intern
  6. Free Time
  7. Russian Steam Baths
  8. Microwaving Plastic
  9. Eating unhealthy Monday through Friday
  10. Candy Van Aiken
  11. Talking about people in public
  12. "Snipping tools"
  13. Thick Uterine Walls
  14. Group chats