HIGHLIGHTS OF THE ANNUAL HBO GOLDEN GLOBES PARTY
I skipped all of it. Every single event. Here's the stuffi did last weekend instead.
- •I saw the first half of the Patriots playoff game
- •Went to a high school basketball game
- •Didn't shave a holiday beard for another day
- •Had dinner with friends next to James Morrison' old apartment.
- •Watched the globes on TV
- •Was astounded again that comedy award categories are there simply to catch dramas that don't make the cut for drama categories.
- •Nodded in approval about all those Amal Clooney jokes. She is way above having to go to that shit.
- •Got real mad at kids for continuing to come out of bedroom far past their bedtime.
- •Didn't wear a suit.