I skipped all of it. Every single event. Here's the stuffi did last weekend instead.
  1. I saw the first half of the Patriots playoff game
  2. Went to a high school basketball game
  3. Didn't shave a holiday beard for another day
  4. Had dinner with friends next to James Morrison' old apartment.
  5. Watched the globes on TV
  6. Was astounded again that comedy award categories are there simply to catch dramas that don't make the cut for drama categories.
  7. Nodded in approval about all those Amal Clooney jokes. She is way above having to go to that shit.
  8. Got real mad at kids for continuing to come out of bedroom far past their bedtime.
  9. Didn't wear a suit.