THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON EVERY GD EPISODE OF SCANDAL

  1. One of the main characters straight up murders someone in cold blood
  2. Olivia Pope says 'you do not own me I am not yours' to the president
  3. Someone tells someone else they are powerful
  4. Someone breathlessly and a-rhythmically monologues
  5. Someone has disgusting but somehow network appropriate sex
  6. Someone explains that 'you can not faze nor rattle Olivia Pope' but she cries in every other scene
  7. I wonder why I still fucking watch it