THE EVEN MORE OFFICIALER POWER RANKINGS OF... SPICES

  1. 1.
    Pumpkin Spice
  2. 2.
    Posh Spice
  3. 3.
    Spiced Rum
  4. 4.
    Allspice
  5. 5.
    Cardamom
  6. 6.
    Scary Spice
  7. 7.
    Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme
  8. 8.
    Nutmeg
  9. 9.
    Spicy Tuna Rolls
  10. 10.
    Dangerous Dan Spivey (close enough)