PORNO REMAKES OF MOVIES I'D KIND OF LIKE TO SEE

Let's get deep, porn industry!
  1. Sleepless in Seattle
    Meg Ryan character and Tom Hanks character and spend the night at the Plaza. Nothing can happen because the kid is in the room. They finally get back to Seattle and have a night alone, but during intercourse realize that that have very different sexual appetites. She leaves in a huff.
  2. Love Story
    After the proposal on the bridge, they would head back to the dorm. He cums too quickly and feels immense guilt. He tries to get her off by going down on her, but there's too much pressure. She dies the next day.
  3. The 33
    Tragic story. But you know those guys snuck away to rub one out. Like, at least 28 of them. It'd be cool to shoot it very cinematically.
  4. The Philadelphia Story
    Right before the wedding, Cary Grant character asks Katherine Hepburn character if she still likes to f$&@ She says something like, "If you're wondering if she's still yar, Baby, she's yaaaar." They f$&@ in pantry. Get married on schedule.