WHAT I THOUGHT THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE WAS ABOUT VS THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE

Ya tricked me, Sodyberg, ya nut!
  1. Being definitively wrong about truths I knew to be self evident
  2. A prostitute
  3. Discovering that, no, in fact, my mother doesn't love me, but probably resents me
  4. A prostitute
  5. Going to bed much earlier
  6. A prostitute
  7. Agreeing that I'm allergic to most/all of the foods I love
  8. A prostitute
  9. Giving gifts that are wrong
  10. A prostitute
  11. Working out too much/not enough at the same time
  12. A prostitute
  13. Redefining my "social circle"
  14. A prostitute