THINGS I REGULARLY SAY TO MY CAT
Proud crazy cat lady, checking in.
- •What did you do today?Usually answered with a meow.
- •Oh, and then what happened?After a series of meows, usually gets a puzzled look in response.
- •Why are you so cute!?I mean, just look at this face!
- •You stink!Post litter box use.
- •Oh you stink so nice today!Snorgle time!
- •Who's my good little bubba?Occasionally "who's my chubby bubba"
- •Ugh, you knucklehead.At zoomies-o'clock
- •Scritch your noggin/belly/butt?Cation: scratching a cat's belly can be hazardous to your health.
- •No, no kitten.This is not an effective way to tell a cat "no" or stop his/her behavior