Approved Epitaphs for My Tombstone
Surprisingly, not all rap lyrics.
- •I love my baby mama, I never let her goDMX is a visionary.
- •"Though she be but little, she is fierce"Not all of these are joke suggestions people, I do know some Shakespeare.
- •A hologram of Boyz II Men singing "End of the Road"a la Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec
- •And after the show its the after party, and after the party it's the after life.Yeah R. Kelly, I adjusted your lyrics. Deal with it.
- •Nicki Minaj's whole verse from Monster.And literally nothing else.
- •A fan of Cake...the food and the band.So people understand my former priorities.
- •She died doing what she loved, banging your mom.Self explanatory.