Reasons Why the New Season of True Detective Should Just Be a Remake of Turner and Hooch

  1. Think of all the wacky hijinks
  2. Dogs are always better than people
  3. HBO just got Sesame Street, let's keep that family friendly vibe going
  4. Think of the casting possibilities
    LIKE HELLO RYAN GOSLING LOVES HIS DOG THE SHOW COULD JUST BE HIM AND HIS DOG
  5. If a cameo appearance by Tom Hanks is a possibility, it needs to be taken
  6. The fact that we could remake this amazing picture
    This picture is pure perfection, you can't even deny it.
  7. Making movies into anthology TV shows is all the rage, just look at Fargo's success
  8. Just do it to make me happy, please?