Reasons Why the New Season of True Detective Should Just Be a Remake of Turner and Hooch
- •Think of all the wacky hijinks
- •Dogs are always better than people
- •HBO just got Sesame Street, let's keep that family friendly vibe going
- •Think of the casting possibilitiesLIKE HELLO RYAN GOSLING LOVES HIS DOG THE SHOW COULD JUST BE HIM AND HIS DOG
- •If a cameo appearance by Tom Hanks is a possibility, it needs to be taken
- •The fact that we could remake this amazing pictureThis picture is pure perfection, you can't even deny it.
- •Making movies into anthology TV shows is all the rage, just look at Fargo's success
- •Just do it to make me happy, please?