Thoughts during my first SoulCycle class

I went to my first SoulCycle class last night! I'm trying to mix up my usual running routine with some cycling! Here are my thoughts during the 40 minute class
  1. Ok this place is shiny and Instagram-able as hell
    It's so clean and sleek!
  2. Ok here we go...crap this room is dark
    I legit need help finding my bike
  3. And there's candles by the instructors bike?!? This seems unsafe
  4. Ok ride time! Let's get going guys.....and I'm in the back row all by myself
  5. Ok pushing it lets go! Tap it back and all that!
  6. Oh shit I'm gonna throw up
    I'm alone back here would anyone even notice if I did throw up?
  7. Ok second wind, I can do this
    My stomach is still extremely unsettled at this point though
  8. I know absolutely none of these songs
    Not one
  9. Oh we do arm workouts at these too? Look at these little baby weights this is so easy!
  10. *2 seconds later* WHY IS THIS BABY WEIGHT SO HEAVY NOW JESUS HELP ME I'M WEAK
  11. Final song, it's Mumford and Son! I feel so inspired!
    I can do literally anything at this point I feel like I'm flying
  12. Time to stretch but I can't unhook from my bike
    It was another guy's first ride too and he was also stuck so we locked eyes and panicked when we couldn't unhook we thought we were gonna be stuck there forever
  13. Woo it's over.
    I'm on a full endorphin high and Instagram the sign like the basic bitch I am.
  14. Time to go home and ride out the rest of the night with the Bachelorette and dairy free Ben and Jerry's