Things I Will Never Understand

I swear I'm in my 20's
  1. Minimalism
    I get that the basic are all that's essential but don't you want something pretty to look at?
  2. Hipsters
    How is this a culture? It is essentially just living in the early 90s with Instagram
  3. Festival culture
    I hate to be outside especially in the heat amongst people. I don't get how that's not a universal thing. Why do you want someone else's sweat on you?
  4. Breaking Bad
    There. I said it. Come at me, World!
  5. Fringe on clothing
    How do people not get distracted by it? My inner Cat comes out.
  6. Selfies
    Why do I have to be in the picture to know that I saw the thing?