How to Do Sunday Successfully
There may be surprises in here!
- •Start Saturday!Stay awake for a long long time reading that bloody brilliant HP fanfiction till everything is so dark and focused that you forget that you're sharing a room with another person (you don't particularly like)
- •Decide to make a listA to do list of stuff you should do on Sunday so that when you wake up tomorrow you don't end up staying in bed the whole day
- •Fall asleep before making the listBut set your alarm to 8 hours from then... That's a good amount of sleep... Make it 8 1/2 hours.. Or even 9 if you're feeling good about yourself!
- •Sleep in on Sunday morningSnooze that alarm, wake up for a minute and think how peaceful it is.. You've already forgotten about that to do list you wanted to make and are now happy to sleep for one more hour (don't forget to set the alarm!)
- •Snooze that alarmUntil you wake up in between alarms but still before your roommates get back from church
- •Wake up with a rumbling stomachAnd remember why you needed that to do list - you have no groceries left
- •MasturbateSunday mornings are perfect for this: the apartment is empty except for you, you know when they'll be coming back, you're still sleepy and there are no appointments on your Sundays
- •Ok and then write a listNot that to do list... A list on the list app. At least that's what I did and apart from feeling starved I feel pretty relaxed
- •I don't know what comes next
- •I'll update this list maybe