Important Things I've Learned Since Turning 30

If you're turning 30 soon, read this list! The best is yet to come.
  1. Warner Bros. Entertainment was founded several months before the fall of the Ottoman Empire.
  2. Fargo the movie was nominated for 7 oscars and won 2 (best actress and best original screenplay)
  3. Fargo the show (season 1) was nominated for 18 Emmys and won 3.
  4. The Great Migration lasted until 1970.
  5. Josh Radnor is a nice guy who is a lot like Ted Mosby, according to my interpretation of his conversation with Pete Holmes.
  6. The time difference between the Stegosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex is larger than the time difference between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and us.
  7. You shouldn't drink alcohol for at least two weeks after a laparoscopic appendectomy (talk to your doctor with questions).
  8. Andy Bernard was a truly great addition to "The Office."
  9. Follow your heart.