THINGS AT THIS BLOODY CRAFT FAIR

I should have known better. Still, at least it's indoors.
  1. 20 5 year olds lip-syncing to I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
  2. The woman next to me selling shitloads of her Country Baskets crap.
  3. FOUR TOMBOLAS. Tombolii?
  4. The cloying, all-pervading honk of cheap hot dogs.
  5. A zillion people walking past me because all my stuff isn't covered in glitter, or cellophane with a giant bow on top.
  6. Far too many kids with those balloons with the beans inside.
  7. 25,000 pairs of "comedy" antlers
  8. The same rave version of You've Got A Friend 4 times in a row.
  9. The same indistinguishable power ballad literally 27 times in a row because the man dressed as an elf in charge of the PA can't work it.
  10. Spontaneous mass Let It Go singalong