Screenshots I Have on My Phone, Explained
- •Just look at these fucking braceletsI just moved to Hilo, Hawaii, and I need to buy these bangles stat. Traditional meets modern. Hopefully they made them big enough to fit over my chubby man hands.
- •Ohana > EverythingFucking Instagram sponsored ads working on me. Again, shit I need to buy. Ohana=family, and this tank is too cute.
- •Where tf is this?Follow almost any Hawaii Instagram account, and they'll post gorgeous pictures with no gd info. How am I supposed to go to there if I don't know where there is?
- •The perfect cinnamon toastI hate that Pinterest times out and goes back to the main page, so I screen shot when I can. And yes, I fucked this up because I was too high. It happens.
- •Hawaii campgroundFinally, someone figured out how to add in useful info. I'm definitely checking this place out.
- •I can make this, right?I can totally make this.
- •The Pharcyde...in Hilo?!?!I just moved to a small town, so I nearly lost my shit when I found out The Pharcyde is doing a show here on 4/20 😵💨
- •Compact GentlemanWhen your Tinder match calls himself a "compact gentleman," you swipe right.
- •My kingdom for some ramenI left the country's best ramen back home in Austin (for real, ramen tatsuya just got named #1), so I was trying to find some here.