THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE MONDAYS BETTER.
- •Puppies!Yeah, that's right Monday. I brought adorable freaking puppies, what you got? That's fucking right NOTHING!
- •Pizza party!A pizza party? On a Monday? Look at us slicing things up. Friday, you can just hold the phone!
- •Mandatory naps!You need one. I need one. Angela over there definitely needs one. Let's do it, let's nap.
- •Puppies! (again.)Seriously, what does a girl gotta do to get a basket full of shitzus up in this bitch? I want to be covered in a puppy blanket!
- •Beyoncé!Beyoncé playing every 20 minutes because if anyone believes in you taking down Monday, it's Queen B herself!