1. Puppies!
    Yeah, that's right Monday. I brought adorable freaking puppies, what you got? That's fucking right NOTHING!
  2. Pizza party!
    A pizza party? On a Monday? Look at us slicing things up. Friday, you can just hold the phone!
  3. Mandatory naps!
    You need one. I need one. Angela over there definitely needs one. Let's do it, let's nap.
  4. Puppies! (again.)
    Seriously, what does a girl gotta do to get a basket full of shitzus up in this bitch? I want to be covered in a puppy blanket!
  5. Beyoncé!
    Beyoncé playing every 20 minutes because if anyone believes in you taking down Monday, it's Queen B herself!