1ST WEEK IN JAPAN OBSERVATIONS

  1. Beer is everywhere and you can drink it anywhere but nobody does
  2. There is an orderly line for everything
  3. Everything talks to you (in a female voice)
  4. It took me a week to see a police car
  5. Trains are SILENT
  6. There are approximately 700 ways to say "thank you"
  7. 7-11 has awesome food
  8. They have 7-11
  9. Garbage is nowhere to be found, yet garbage cans are nowhere to be found
  10. I am the tallest person in Japan
  11. The only overweight people are American tourists
  12. I have yet to see one Latino person
  13. Tokyo is NYC if Disney had full control