1. Beer is everywhere and you can drink it anywhere but nobody does
  2. There is an orderly line for everything
  3. Everything talks to you (in a female voice)
  4. It took me a week to see a police car
  5. Trains are SILENT
  6. There are approximately 700 ways to say "thank you"
  7. 7-11 has awesome food
  8. They have 7-11
  9. Garbage is nowhere to be found, yet garbage cans are nowhere to be found
  10. I am the tallest person in Japan
  11. The only overweight people are American tourists
  12. I have yet to see one Latino person
  13. Tokyo is NYC if Disney had full control