Reasons I've Period-Cried This Week

  1. There were no more bagels in the house
  2. I was scared to accept my offer to the University I want to attend in the fall
    Probably would've happened even if I wasn't bleedin' out my cooch
  3. I woke up from a dream that I was married to @IkeBarinholtz and realized it wasn't real
  4. I watched the sunset at Kits Beach (my favourite place in Vancouver!!!) and realized I'm not 15 anymore and never will be ever again
    Then I saw a dog and got over it pretty quick (also I wanted to kill myself when I was 15 so like why would I miss that)
  5. I finally accepted my offer to the University I'm attending in the fall