What I've Wanted To Be When I Grow Up, Chronologically
- •Age 5: Professional CamcorderI was obsessed with recording home videos.
- •Age 8: FilmmakerSince I was like 5 I've written and filmed my own little original movies/comedy sketches/full episodes of SNL (musical guest and all) and I was convinced I was great at it.
- •Age 11: Photographer
- •Age 12: Sex EducatorIs that a thing?? I've always loved opening up discussions about women's bodies/sexual and reproductive health!! I just really love vaginas and want everyone who has one to understand what they've got going on down there and be proud of it!
- •Age 14: Chemical Engineerlol ew
- •Age 16: Chemist
- •Age 17: GynecologistTold you, I love vaginas.
- •Age 18: It's a secret!!!Because I don't wanna jinx it/I'm scared