Things I Say Cause I Am a Teacher

  1. Please stop licking your fingers
  2. Please stop smelling the glue sticks
  3. I have already asked to to stop lying on top of him
  4. Yes, you have to come back tomorrow. Asked after first day of school.
  5. Well you chose to wipe buggers on the floor so yes you are cleaning the floor instead of having playtime.
  6. Stop licking your hands
  7. I don't know if Darth Vader could beat Thor
  8. Yes, I could beat Darth Vader