REASONS WHY I'M ALREADY IN BED AT 330PM

  1. There is a glare on the downstairs TV
  2. I took an afternoon shower
  3. The Apple TV is up here
  4. I do what I want
  5. I have an adjustable bed which is for way more than just sleeping
  6. My phone charger is up here
  7. I've pretty much given up
  8. I'm out of clean clothes
  9. Whitney is cool with it