THINGS I INVENTED

I didn't literally invent them. Relax
  1. Hating live music
  2. Zip up hooded sweatshirts
  3. Inventing things
  4. The phrase "no parents"
  5. The phrase "awkward"
  6. New Balance sneakers
  7. Simple sneakers (no one really wears them anymore except Larry David)
  8. Not wearing jeans
  9. Wearing jeans again
  10. Hating group dinners