PEOPLE I'M GOING TO HAVE GLITTERBOMB'D ONCE I GET MY TAX REFUND BACK
Originally it was gonna be people I'm going to have assassinated but I figured that was a little dark for my first-ever list
- •My new boss. Take that for what it's worth, Internet, because basically everyone at work is my boss. I am on the bottom rung of that food chain.
- •The daughter of my Girl Scout troop leader. That snubfaced ringleader bitch has decades of karma coming to her.
- •The person who invented Spring Forward Day.
- •The PR director for one of the cities I handle calendar event submissions for. THE DEADLINE IS 2 WEEKS' AHEAD OF TIME YOU KNOW IT I KNOW IT EVERYONE KNOWS IT AND YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL DEB.
- •Everyone who works at the Wendy's by my house.