PEOPLE I'M GOING TO HAVE GLITTERBOMB'D ONCE I GET MY TAX REFUND BACK

Originally it was gonna be people I'm going to have assassinated but I figured that was a little dark for my first-ever list
  1. My new boss. Take that for what it's worth, Internet, because basically everyone at work is my boss. I am on the bottom rung of that food chain.
  2. The daughter of my Girl Scout troop leader. That snubfaced ringleader bitch has decades of karma coming to her.
  3. The person who invented Spring Forward Day.
  4. The PR director for one of the cities I handle calendar event submissions for. THE DEADLINE IS 2 WEEKS' AHEAD OF TIME YOU KNOW IT I KNOW IT EVERYONE KNOWS IT AND YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL DEB.
  5. Everyone who works at the Wendy's by my house.