REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BUY A BAGEL WHEN YOU WANT ONE EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU SHOULDN'T

Based on real life events
  1. The bagel line might move more quickly than you expect
  2. And the everything bagels might be freshly baked so you don't even need to get it toasted
  3. And it might be really nice outside
  4. And because the bagel line moved quickly you have time to eat it before going to wherever you have to be
  5. And you get to enjoy your bagel while enjoying the lovely weather
  6. So it's worth the $3
  7. Except I just realized the top of my mouth is burnt so fuck bagels I'm poor